Everyone please say a quick prayer that my tire will not be flat when I get to it after work. I do not want to make today the first time I use my AAA card!
Smooches!
Friday, May 29, 2009
Nice to Meet You
I wish I would have said this when I met a few people....
Hello, I'm Sparkles. I don't want to know your secrets. I have my own, that I won't be sharing with you. I do not care about the things that you constantly complain about.... ie....
1. If you hate your husband (as long as he isn't abusive) its your own fault. You picked him. If you want out, get out and don't cheat on him to make yourself happy. It truly is not a good thing. Secondly if you do cheat on him, I don't want to know about the guys you are sleeping with. Each guy you tell me about makes me want to tell your husband more.
2. Surprise! Babies don't sleep when YOU want them to. Babies don't leave much free time for YOU. (And cheating on your husband) Gee, I thought somebody else would have told you that.
3. If I stop answering me when you talk to me it means I DON"T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. It does not mean please send me more messages and then begin to question my mental status because obviously I'm the one with issues.
4. The drama is NOT necessary. I am younger than you but for some reason you have never matured since 6th grade. Please grow up and be a positive in society.
WHEW!!! I feel better now!
I swear I'm not miserable. I've just decided to be blunt today.
Hello, I'm Sparkles. I don't want to know your secrets. I have my own, that I won't be sharing with you. I do not care about the things that you constantly complain about.... ie....
1. If you hate your husband (as long as he isn't abusive) its your own fault. You picked him. If you want out, get out and don't cheat on him to make yourself happy. It truly is not a good thing. Secondly if you do cheat on him, I don't want to know about the guys you are sleeping with. Each guy you tell me about makes me want to tell your husband more.
2. Surprise! Babies don't sleep when YOU want them to. Babies don't leave much free time for YOU. (And cheating on your husband) Gee, I thought somebody else would have told you that.
3. If I stop answering me when you talk to me it means I DON"T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. It does not mean please send me more messages and then begin to question my mental status because obviously I'm the one with issues.
4. The drama is NOT necessary. I am younger than you but for some reason you have never matured since 6th grade. Please grow up and be a positive in society.
WHEW!!! I feel better now!
I swear I'm not miserable. I've just decided to be blunt today.
Deep Breath, Good Pitch
Ok, so I'm at work and people are complaining that there is nothing to do............ except for the fact that there is alot to do and I am REFUSING to pull any more work until someone else pulls something. Stop talking about not having any work and see the work right in front of your face. There..........
Deep Breath..... Goooooooooosefraba
Deep Breath..... Goooooooooosefraba
Bad Start, Good Finish
So this morning started off pretty strange.....
I killed two spiders (I hate spiders!!) after I got out of the shower this morning. Strike One.
They scared the crap out of me because I was still thinking about the dreams I was having all night about me going into labor. FYI- - - - I AM NOT PREGNANT!!! Hence, Strike Two...
But there I was in my dream walking into the L&D unit and checking in for my induction. (I think I've been working in a hospital for far too long if I'm having dreams like this.) I was chatting with the other women in my dream and we're all happy go lucky. My whole family showed up while I was checking in...... Very strange.....
The third strike...... I walk out to my SUV and see that the back passenger tire is nearly flat on my car. Probably because it has a slow leak and I keep putting off filling it up. So let's just all hope that there is enough air after work to get me down the road to fill it up with air.....then gas.
So in spite of all that, I am ready now to start my day by paying my bills and being out about half of the paycheck I just got at midnight.....
Obviously this day is going to end better.
I killed two spiders (I hate spiders!!) after I got out of the shower this morning. Strike One.
They scared the crap out of me because I was still thinking about the dreams I was having all night about me going into labor. FYI- - - - I AM NOT PREGNANT!!! Hence, Strike Two...
But there I was in my dream walking into the L&D unit and checking in for my induction. (I think I've been working in a hospital for far too long if I'm having dreams like this.) I was chatting with the other women in my dream and we're all happy go lucky. My whole family showed up while I was checking in...... Very strange.....
The third strike...... I walk out to my SUV and see that the back passenger tire is nearly flat on my car. Probably because it has a slow leak and I keep putting off filling it up. So let's just all hope that there is enough air after work to get me down the road to fill it up with air.....then gas.
So in spite of all that, I am ready now to start my day by paying my bills and being out about half of the paycheck I just got at midnight.....
Obviously this day is going to end better.
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